Five Things to Do When Your Friend is Absent from Work

  1. 1.
    Drink his cream soda
  2. 2.
    Cover for the job he's not there to do and act visibly annoyed
  3. 3.
    Make lists about him
  4. 4.
    Attempt to pull off office pranks alone
  5. 5.
    Use his good coffee/finish his Dorito's