I'm sorry my parents gave me the same name as your favourite cartoon character decades before it existed! I'm the worst.
  1. You're a fake Marceline! I'm reporting you to Twitter.
    Good luck with that.
  2. I LOVE YOU MARCELINE! Followed by a torrent of violent abuse.
    I realise that first tweet was embarrassing but how many people really saw it? Couldn't you just have deleted it and moved on?
  3. Go to hell you copycat
    😕
  4. You don't use your account enough. My friend deserves it more!
    I didn't realise Tumblr had a minimum posting rule.
  5. If you give me your username I'll buy you one of those t-shirts you reblogged recently.
    So, like $20 then? How can I possibly resist?
  6. And not a message but this is how beaten down I am after years of this...
    I recently saw someone in the street with an Adventure Time bag and I unconsciously turned away from them and hid my face like I thought they would see what my name was and hassle me 😔