FEMINIST TOPICS MY FATHER HAS ATTEMPTED TO TALK ABOUT

  1. "Did you hear about that one college girl who got raped on a mattress? Now she carries that mattress around everywhere. It's a part of a 'Carry Your Weight' campaign."
  2. "That Ellen woman on Sandhill Road was being sexually harassed on reddit and then LOST her gender discrimination case! What a shame, I was rooting for her!"
  3. "Have you read Sheryl Sandberg's 'Lean Inward?'"
  4. "Mom told me about an NPR piece on the wage gap. Have you listened to it? If you don't start refining your negotiation skills you're only going to make 76 cents on my dollar."
  5. "There aren't a lot of women in science because you guys aren't as logically based as us men. But you and mom are really great painters!"