How To Zip Up Your Dress When You Live Alone

Okay, I don't actually live alone but my roommate is a busy lady who refuses to stay home just to help me get dressed.
  1. Start by putting the dress on backwards. This helps with the initial zip.
  2. Zip until it's so tight you can only get your arms in by dislocating something.
  3. Bend your arms at weird angles to zip a little more.
  4. Pull the dress over your head and finish the zip. But watch out for your hair!
  5. Shimmy. Shimmy.
  6. I'm in! And only a little bit sweaty.