My Top 10 Dorkiest Hobbies

This one's for the single men!
  1. 1.
    Cross stitching
    Grandmas dig it and so do I.
  2. 2.
    Organizing my closet by shirt sleeve length.
  3. 3.
    Watching The Muppets
    Except aren't they kind of cool right now? They should be.
  4. 4.
    Listening to recap podcasts about The Bachelor
    Because spending two hours a week watching smutty shows about strangers who do crazy things just isn't enough. I recommend AfterBuzz TV and This Is Reality with Jason and Molly.
  5. 5.
    Collecting smashed pennies
    They will come in handy someday; I just know it.
  6. 6.
    Decorating with Illustrations of animals wearing clothes
  7. 7.
    Marching band competitions
    I was reminded of this when I watched 7 minutes of a competition on YouTube and inexplicably teared up.
  8. 8.
    Reading books about old men who live in England
    There's something about secretly kind-hearted curmudgeons who drink tea that I really relate to.
  9. 9.
    Searching for all of the Mentos flavors
    I WILL find the elusive pink grapefruit.
  10. 10.
    Reading Nancy Drew mysteries
    That titian-haired detective gets me every time.