Things I Learned This Weekend
- •My 37-year old brother doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.
- •My mom is related to a lot of hicks. Suspender-wearing ones.
- •I don't actually like hosting parties for 21 screaming children who are eating sugar like it's going out of style.
- •I am very passionate about gingerbread house decorating.
- •Noodles can burn in a catastrophic manner.
- •There is a rat in my house. The rodent kind, not just a roommate who tattles.
- •I really really love my bed.