1. My 37-year old brother doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom.
  2. My mom is related to a lot of hicks. Suspender-wearing ones.
  3. I don't actually like hosting parties for 21 screaming children who are eating sugar like it's going out of style.
  4. I am very passionate about gingerbread house decorating.
  5. Noodles can burn in a catastrophic manner.
  6. There is a rat in my house. The rodent kind, not just a roommate who tattles.
  7. I really really love my bed.