Things Parisians Said About Me
- •At the Eiffel Tower, the ticket seller asked me how old I was so I could get the discounted ticket for 16 years and under.Me: 30. Her: Oh! Never mind!
- •In Montmartre, an artist offered to paint me (I know this isn't a compliment), then said, "It's not a nude! Your father would kill me!"The next artist told my dad he had a baby face. He's 60.
- •Also in Montmartre, while eating dinner outside in my yellow rain jacket our waiter said, "You look like Paddington Bear!"My mom said it didn't seem like a great pickup line.