Why I'm Not Allowed to Go on Vacation

Alt title: "Why I shouldn't own a home...or a car"
  1. 1.
    China : car booted and towed
  2. 2.
    Kamas : Paternal Grandma died
  3. 3.
    Park City : Maternal Grandma died
    (10 weeks after the other one)
  4. 4.
    Bear Lake : toilet broke
  5. 5.
    Bear Lake : toilet broke and flooded the bathroom
  6. 6.
    Bear Lake (this weekend) : main water line broke and there is no warer
  7. 7.
    These vacations always turn out way more expensive than I planned...