EVERY EXCHANGE BETWEEN DOUG AND SETH IN HOUSE OF CARDS
- •DOUG: I hate you, Seth.
- •SETH: You never tell me anything!
- •DOUG: I shall now physically punish you for insubordination!
- •SETH: You don't intimidate me! I have all this leverage! Also, I resign!
- •DOUG: Why I oughta.. *opens mini bar and wallows in the guilt of his own effectiveness*
- •SETH: I take it back. I need you. We're a team.
- •DOUG: Go to your room.
- •FRANK: *breaks fourth wall* GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE