EVERY EXCHANGE BETWEEN DOUG AND SETH IN HOUSE OF CARDS

  1. DOUG: I hate you, Seth.
  2. SETH: You never tell me anything!
  3. DOUG: I shall now physically punish you for insubordination!
  4. SETH: You don't intimidate me! I have all this leverage! Also, I resign!
  5. DOUG: Why I oughta.. *opens mini bar and wallows in the guilt of his own effectiveness*
  6. SETH: I take it back. I need you. We're a team.
  7. DOUG: Go to your room.
  8. FRANK: *breaks fourth wall* GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE