ABOUT ME

If Facebook still had the About Me prompt...
  1. Raunchy blockbuster
  2. Monkey assassin
  3. Grim weeper
  4. Human pop up ad
  5. Gruntled employee
  6. Gingerly bred man
  7. Sour patch adult
  8. Doomsday Preppy
  9. Anxiety aggregator
  10. Faceplant parm
  11. Electric Slanket
  12. Rocky Semester
  13. Dream Hamper
  14. A briefcase stuffed with Subway napkins