PRE-MEAL ACTIVITIES OTHER THAN BELIEVING IN "SIX IMPOSSIBLE THINGS BEFORE BREAKFAST"
- •Cram four strollers into a utility closet before brunch.
- •Ruin six hundred salads by adding Craisins.
- •Stumble into nine pits of despair before any given afternoon coffee break.
- •Contemplate murdering countless long-winded Best Men and Maids of Honor at wedding receptions.
- •Disturb seventeen clients with a questionable joke about toddler erections before a business lunch.
- •Mentally draft eleven favorable Yelp reviews just because the breadbasket included focaccia.
- •Ingest seventeen items from tiny paper cups before exiting Trader Joe's.
- •Believe in eleven impossible menu items at Guy Fieri's American Kitchen and Bar.