Thoughts on the song "Closer" by the Chainsmokers
- •First off the song is bangin
- •The couple in the song isn't super likable.
- •They seem like the kind of people who go days without showering
- •The girl stole a mattress from her room-mate. Only people who don't shower do that.
- •It's unclear to me whether the mattress she stole was the one her roommate slept on. Why didn't she have her own?Her roommate is probably sending her daily Venmo requests for the mattress.
- •Their relationship sounds superficial.
- •Her friends never became his friends? Either he's a jerk or they didn't date long enough that they shared friends.
- •A modern day Jack and Diane?