13 OF MY TWEETS MY SISTER THINKS ARE UNDERRATED

My sister gave me a list of tweets and told me these are underrated. Maybe all the tweets from @marcoreroll are rated just the right amount.
  1. 1.
    If I had the power to stop time, my catchphrase would definitely be: Not This Time!
    We are starting out strong with this one. I think this could be grounds to build a whole new comic book franchise??
  2. 2.
    When is Jesus coming back for season two?
    One day, the creator is just gonna have to listen to the fans.
  3. 3.
    I want a cooking show where I only use a microwave.
    This is no longer true. I want to only eat the finished product and just google how it got made.
  4. 4.
    It's a head count when they are alive. A body count when not so much.
    This one is dumb. How can someone be not as live as another person? You're either dead or alive. On or off.
  5. 5.
    I get all my medical advice from Yahoo Answers.
    At least until my insurance stops covering it.
  6. 6.
    I miss you, but my aim is getting better.
    Let's less than three each other as friends.
  7. 7.
    Catfish: Two guys and Google get a show.
    Sometimes I wonder if I could ever get catfished, but then I remember that I don't go the Internet to meet new people like the Internet might have originally intended us to do. I use the Internet to mostly tighten the relationships I already have. Anything else feeds my social anxiety.
  8. 8.
    "Untied States" is one of my favorite typos
    Bro, your states are untied.
  9. 9.
    There better be an epilogue when I die.
    It can go something like this but I'll leave the decisions up to my ghost writer: He was laid to rest until his remains provided the necessary nutrients for a beautiful cherry blossom tree to sprout and thrive alone in his backyard. His family was super chill about him passing away to a new life.
  10. 10.
    Achievement Unlocked: Professor knows your name.
    All those years of being a teacher's pet really makes you miss those tight relationships between mentor and student in college.
  11. 11.
    Sometimes I get too scared to try to slip in a hoodie. How do I know for sure that there's no spiders in it?
    Oh snap. Here I go pondering my mortality again.
  12. 12.
    Any wall can be a door if you believe in yourself.
    Believe in yourself or whatever sledgehammers might be near you.
  13. 13.
    One day I'll be brave enough to send all of my tweets I saved as drafts. Until that day... *locks phone*