SITUATIONS IN WHICH I RESPOND WITH A SIMPLE "GRACIAS"

I'm Latino. I don't speak Spanish (like you I took 4 years in high school). My wife is a hot blonde white woman.
  1. My friend's mom making burritos for dinner...again
  2. Receiving a random gift from wives boss I've never met which was an XL T-shirt with "Google Hispanic Heritage Month" printed on it
  3. A stranger telling me I look just like Fez from that 70's show
  4. Receiving a $20 tip from fellow diner after being mistaken for the bus boy
    Um no bruh I'm not here to clear your plates. I was asking if I can use this extra chair.