The Master Liszt List
I can't believe no one has done this yet.
- •Hungarian RhapsodyGreat for a cocaine binge.
- •LiebestraumThis moment where Franz stuck his boney fist up Bach's dead ass rectum and said fuck suite no. 1, my cello is going to make my bottom bitch weep honey tears. Boom!!
- •Les PreludesThat bitch Brahams plays like a slutty alley cat in heat. Watch us drop this phat arpeggio, clean yourself up coming on your own stomach and then sit the fuck down. Cause your ass is in school.
- •Rhapsodie Espagnole, S. 254Tell that twat who's dismembering the first twelve bars of Fur Elise that maybe they'd prefer to take a dump on your floor. It might be more pleasant and fitting with their talents. You want to know if you got heat on the ivories - try playing this motherfucker. Hard. As. Fuck. It'll make you dream of satin sheets and the first time a girl accidentally rubbed her breast against your arm.
- •Consolation No. 5Alright this sounds like fucking elevator music. Give the mother a break. He did more by the time he was 8 then you'll do ever.
- •E-flat Piano ConcertoHey Mahler- Liszt much? No he dint! Yes he did! Owwww!
- •Fugue and FantasyFranky's about to go Nosferatu on your broke ass. Bach ain't got nothin on me. Toccata and what?! Sit down and let this bitch lay some motherfucking pipe right up in you. His organ got flow, dog. Suck IT. Dropping this for my lost brother Meyerbeer!
- •Legendes de Saint Francois: F. AssisiAn airy spring lilting with sentiment and the thrilling trills of happy woodwinds. Perfect prelude to say... a wedding. Or a night of bloody fight clubbing.