Things I Used to Do Before Discovering Bjs New Fucking App

  1. Socialize
  2. Play scrabble
  3. Call my mother
  4. Get massages
  5. Think about Gene Stupnitsky
  6. Bake
  7. Secretly listen to musicals
  8. Openly listen to musicals
  9. Talk about Marie's Crisis
  10. Watch The Jinx.
  11. Sleep.