SIMPLE THINGS I WISH I COULD DO
- •Be very angry and upset without crying.So humiliating.
- •Fix any problem in one day.Preferably without help from anyone else.
- •Get paid to read books.Any freaking thing, I swear. My standards are not what they used to be.
- •Just have the non-grandiose, normal life that I always wanted.It is totally achievable and also completely impossible.
- •Go visit my family any time.Nerds and academics get scattered to the four winds and have no money to travel.
- •Tell my friends all my problems.When you and your spouse share all the same friends, it is awkward much to gripe.