things I have already had to teach my roommate Heidi about this month
I don't know how she was a functional member of society without me
- •"netflix and chill"
- •that you can slide your texts to the right and see the times each individual one was sent
- •"the D"
- •that you can't use the turn signals in my car because once they start, they don't stop blinking/spazzing out for like 15 minutes
- •that watching Scott's Tots is the most uncomfortable a person can be
- •that Gwyneth Paltrow is an insufferable idiot