things I have done on this day every year for the last six years

  1. tweeted happy birthday @mindy
  2. received no love in return
  3. cried
  4. this year, I can't because I deleted my twitter
  5. but, HAPPY BIRTHDAY @mindy
  6. you are seriously the bomb.com
  7. I hope you have a fantastic day
  8. because you deserve it
  9. I love you a lot, even though this is clearly a one-sided relationship
  10. but, you know, I'll get over it
  11. you've got bigger and better things to attend to
  12. keep doin your thing
  13. you're the best.