THINGS I HAVE DONE THAT ANGELA MARTIN HAS ALSO DONE

she may be a bitch, but sometimes she a highly relatable bitch
  1. loved a pet more than most humans
    I def miss my dog more than my fam
  2. made this face at 90% of things said ever
    honestly though
  3. gone in public covered in animal fur
    damn cats
  4. burst into tears in my friend's car over a guy
    my situation didn't work out like hers though
  5. blamed stuff on Harry Potter
    Harry Potter changed my life okay
  6. stolen toilet paper from my place of employment
    {the realization that inspired this list / why is a pic/gif of this not on the internet?!} don't judge, you know life is hard sometimes and you gotta do what you gotta do