THOUGHTS THAT I HAVE ON 5AM FLIGHTS
- •Why didn't I pay the extra $30 for a 10am?
- •I thought seat E was an isle seat.
- •If this baby cries the whole flight I will cry the whole flight.
- •Coffee or final boarding call... Hmm.
- •Shut your window, the sunrises everyday but not on a 5am flight thank you.
- •Is it too early for a beer?
- •I need to pee.
- •My headphones are in so don't talk to me.
- •What if the plane goes down?!?!
- •Did unplug my curling iron?
- •Why did I curl my hair for a 5am flight?
- •Ugh I need wifi.
- •My arm itches but I can't give up this arm rest.
- •Maybe if I go to the bathroom I'll meet someone with an empty seat in first class.
- •I'm going to cry, I'm never having babies.