Just honeymooning down by the Seine one face palm at a time
  1. You broke up The Beatles
    I'm glad you think so highly of me. There is definitely a possibility that I was capable of breaking up the most influential band of our existence, but tell me, how is this considered a form of flattery again?
  2. Will you be my Yoko Ono?
    Oh NOOO 🙅🏼
  3. I'm in love with the Yoko
    Baking soda.
  4. Would you like to taste my Lennon juice?
    Yes. Please. Where do I sign up
  5. My name is _____, but you can call me John
    Oh that makes sense. 🚽 I could've guessed you were full of 💩
  6. But here is a piece of John Lennon's work that I am entirely inspired by, posted up at my parents' house, so I guess I can't be all that mad at those fools ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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