TIMES I'VE QUESTIONED IF I'M ACTUALLY IN THE RIGHT GENERATION

Out of touch with my physical age.
  1. Incorrectly misinterpreted "on fleek" to be a bourgeois French term
    i.e.: En Flique
  2. Eternally perplexed about how Netflix & Chill doesn't actually mean Netflix & Chill
    But maybe it's due to the fact that I'm a reclusive hermit who rarely dates.
  3. I once heard, "If your phone battery lasts all day, you ugly"
    Wow, rude.
  4. Correctly types out words in text messages
    Bc does it rlly take less 🕔 2 abbrev sentences?
  5. Recalled when "beat face" either meant domestic violence or an unbelievably ugly face, not a flawless made-up appearance
    I give up.
  6. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS CHARCOAL BUSINESS?
    How is drinking charcoal a trend now? It looks like dark unfiltered sludge. The rate of absurd trends that continually pop up just baffle me in general. For instance, there was a brief fad of incorporating snail excretions into skincare but I felt weird slathering snail jizz all over my face. ✋🏼 Save those facials for the bedroom.