THE FRIENDS WE ALL HAVE BASED ON THEIR TEXT MESSAGE RESPONSES๐ŸŒŸ

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    The One We Just Don't Understand
    (Read 7:45p.m.)
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    The Emoji User
    ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณOMG? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ I just died that is too much! I'm hungry ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ•๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—๐ŸŒฎ and I loves you!!!๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜˜
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    The Run On Sentence Person. Usually Dramatic.
    Sorry I was a horrible person last night, see when my mother in law called and was being a witch person I didn't know how to really respond and so that's why I seemed really cranky and moody but it wasn't you and I'm sorry so don't hate me ok?
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    The Novelist
    I can't li.st in paragraph form, but you know the ones who tell you the story of "last night" and they've paragraphed it out nicely for you? Usually in one long message.
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    The Linkster
    All they send is links to articles they've read or music they want you to listen to. At least they were nice enough to send you the link.
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    The Simplistic.
    K.
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    Funny Pictures Person
    The one who doesn't send any words in their text but just sends funny memes they thought you needed to see too.
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    The Voice to Text Person
    Yeah I went to the store to pickup some "go sherries" and they were out of my "brave Brit" kind of Milk. (You usually have to read it out loud to understand)
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    The Selfie Queen/King
    Every other message comes with some sort of picture or video of them. They are usually attractive and they feel the need to share that with you. Usually, they are not as conceited as those think they are though.
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    The Insecure One
    That's what I thought too.....LOL (using LOL in every sentence)
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    Gangsta Friends
    Those who are clearly not gangsta but pretend to be via message "we fo sho need to get all up in dat"
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    Variety Fair
    People who use various types of messages to get their point across or sometimes don't respond. You just never know what they will do.
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    Which one are you?!?
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    The Next-Day Parent
    Doesn't pay attention to their phone and texts you back 24+ hours later, at which point their "Yes, tomorrow" becomes ultra confusing.
    Suggested by ย  @IveGottaTellMel
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    The personalised mass texter
    ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿป "Hey xxx, hope you enjoyed doing xxx on the weekend. I was thinking of you and wanted to get coffee some time next week/week after?" And then copy and paste and personalise so that my next two weeks are full.
    Suggested by ย  @estherlimtf
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    The Chameleon
    If you use emojis with me, I use them with you. If you send links, I send links. You use short responses, so do I. You go long form, I'll text you a fuckin novel. You send pics, I send pics. You send some indecipherable shit using voice to text, I reply "try again?"
    Suggested by ย  @NumbahTwo
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    The one who calls you โ˜Ž๏ธ
    I'm the worst ๐Ÿ˜˜
    Suggested by ย  @shanaz
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    The one who replies to every text 2hrs late (regardless of whether it's 2am or 4pm) with "sorry I was sleeping"
    I'm constantly sending the post-nap text
    Suggested by ย  @emmlag
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    Distracted Texter
    Responds to messages and forgets to hit "send" only discovers this days later when about to send another message. Has to apologize for being a goof. (This is me)
    Suggested by ย  @theshome
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    The slow typer.
    It says, "xxx is typing", so you patiently wait for an answer for 15 min just to receive a "sounds good". Usually a parent.
    Suggested by ย  @papplmapp
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    The apologetic misspeller
    That was on Thurday... thursdy* thursday* Thursday* sorry guys!
    Suggested by ย  @Boogie
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    The one who changes the subject
    Having a group conversation about the movie we all saw last weekend and this friend replies... "I prefer dark denim jeans, what about you guys?" (Like, read the room!)
    Suggested by ย  @Boogie
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    The Gif-Texter
    responds to everything in GIFS and you don't know how they find such appropriate GIFS so fast
    Suggested by ย  @nathanielrepay
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    The one who sends one or two sentences in 5+ messages. Just hitting send when you have enough typed. ๐Ÿ™ˆ (my friends have repeatedly told me to stop doing this).
    Suggested by ย  @sanakhan
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    The proud momma
    Rarely sends a text that is not a pic of her kid or talking about her kid. That's me, but in my defence all I do is take care of him and clean. He's way cuter than my broom.
    Suggested by ย  @ksavauge
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    The grammarian
    Must send text correcting the word that autocorrect missed in the 1st text.
    Suggested by ย  @Thunderpaws
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    THE ONE YOU DON'T WANT TO OPEN IN PUBLIC OR IN FRONT OF PEOPLE OR EVEN ALONE SOMETIMES
    People are embarrassed of me, what?
    Suggested by ย  @siddharthainc
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    Eight Questions Girl
    The one who sends three paragraphs full of information, a photo and eight questions in response to a two word text. Used to being ignored. Doesn't really mind. Hopes for answer to one important question, but isn't expecting it.
    Suggested by ย  @jennifergster
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    Also the MIRROR TEXTER
    Changes her language to match the person she's texting, emoji usage, word choice, greetings, etc. Usually unconsciously until she reads it later and is ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ™„with herself.
    Suggested by ย  @jennifergster
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    I am, sadly, so many of these and most especially like @NumbahTwo๐Ÿ˜‚but, I am guilty of 5 texts/1 sentence each (my bf HATES this), *correcting grammar, and I also dictate, though I am the one reading it back after I send and say "wtf was that, sorry"๐Ÿ˜‚Also, lots of links, gifs and emojis๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ
    Suggested by ย  @cvlop61
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    The last word texter
    The conversation is clearly over. Everything has been asked and answered. There is nothing left to say. Until he sends one last text: "K."
    Suggested by ย  @SparkleLife
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    Correct grammar, spelling, punctuation and complete sentences in every text.
    I also proofread and edit nearly every text before hitting send. I don't expect this in others, only myself. However, if you reply with "c u 2morrow," you probably won't see me tomorrow. I have my limits, for crying out loud!
    Suggested by ย  @pili_ervin
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    The Tiresome One
    Always writes full sentences with all the proper punctuation, sometimes semicolons and em dashes, occasionally footnotes.
    Suggested by ย  @Gola
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    The all of the above.
    ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ†โญ๏ธ๐Ÿ—บ๐ŸŽ‰ Wha?
    Suggested by ย  @andersun
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    The one who texts you when they're high.
    Always doing some type of drug and sending weird, metaphorical, incohesive texts you have to discuss with your partner/best friend in order to guess if you need to call the police or not.
    Suggested by ย  @guilleash
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    Brett 7<โ€”โ€”โ€” The Simplistic
    K
    Suggested by ย  @BWN_7
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    The Vanishing Act
    You are convinced that they text you then just throw their phone out the window ...
    Suggested by ย  @jprime