Irrational Reasons I'm Afraid of Vampires
In fourth grade, I was forced to watch Fright Night. After that, I never quit got over my fear of the vampire.
- •You can't necessarily tellSure. There are tell tale signs they might be a vampire: repulsion of the cross, can't go out in direct sunlight, aversion to garlic. But, really, in day to day life, are these really all that obvious?
- •Rich and worldly, but for good reasonThey always seem to have a huge house, tons of money and have "lived" a really long time so they know a lot about the world. And then you find out they are a vampire. Ugh. Plus all that money probably came from inheritance from people they killed.
- •Sexy and charmingThey charm you into falling in love with them and then they SUCK YOUR BLOOD