Pick Up Lines

I used to have a thing for pick up lines. Worked like a charm (one time. Kind of).
  1. ...bump someone with your knee... Oh! I'm sorry... I just need you
    Hands down. Favorite line.
  2. All those curves and me and no breaks.
  3. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  4. Oh my gosh. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  5. Can I borrow your phone? ...why? I have to call my mom and tell her I met the woman of my dreams
    Updated from "do you have a quarter" since neither quarter phone calls nor pay phones exist anymore
  6. Lick your finger and touch his/her shoulder...oh no! I guess we better get you out of those wet clothes
  7. If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, would you squeeze me in between the holidays?
  8. How you doin?
  9. Are your pants felt? ... Do you want them to be?
  10. Want to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I call you or nudge you?
  11. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
  12. Are your pants washed with winded? ... Because I can sure see myself in them.
  13. I love that shirt! It'd look better on my bedroom floor.
  14. If I told you you had a good body would you hold it against me? Please...