Philadelphia Is a Place That Enjoys the Full Extent of Its Freedoms

  1. We want to hawk lougies in the streets.
  2. We want to take up as much damn room on the subway as we want.
  3. We want to get Chinese food within 5 blocks of us at any time of night.
  4. We want to tell you what we think.
  5. We believe parking spots are part of our rent.
  6. We believe skepticism is inherent and cynicism is a God-given right.
  7. We don't believe in FOMO.