1. What do you do on a date?
  2. Will I ever have sex again?
  3. How do you even talk to men sober?
  4. And what do you talk about?
  5. Will I ever have a sober threesome without attachments at anywhere other than a commune?
  6. (Technically one of my drunk threesomes was at a commune, in the single shower and his loft bed.)
  7. When do I tell him i'm sober?
  8. And where would I met him! In my bedroom watching Netflix and drinking tea on a Friday?
  9. I don't know where to go out. That's not really a question...
  10. Will I lie to him?
  11. Will he drink around me?