Favorite Harry Potter 1 Quotes to Use in Casual Conversation

Must be said with accent and over exaggerated eyebrow movements
  1. Red hair... Hand me down robes..... You must be a Weasley
    How to make your peers feel INFERIOR
  2. I shouldntadone that!
  3. Me? I can't be a wizard. I'm just.... Just Harry.
  4. Curious... Very curious
    can we all agree ollivander is sketch as hell
  5. Give it here, Malloy!
    Works every time
  6. Yes Hermione, I think this going to be EXACCTLY like wizards chess.
    Life is just one big game of wizards chess tbh
  7. Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he!
  8. Alas... Ear wax
  9. Dry up Dursley, ya great prune!
    Goddamn prunes all up in my business
  10. Troll! In the dungeon!! ... Thought you oughta know
  11. Who would suspect p-p-poor, st--st-stuttering professor quirrel?
  12. I believe a change in a decoration is in order
    A single clap post sentence is crucial
  13. Me dad's a muggle. Mam's a witch.
    Ur mam and mine both, seamus
  14. She's mental, that one, I'm telling you
  15. Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!
    Ron really embarrassed himself with this one huh
  16. You ought to be careful. People will think you're.... Up to something...