I didn't even drink last night this city is making me a premature elderly person. Let me whine at u!
  1. Burning gluey eyes
    Last night I threw out my one month contacts after two months of wear. Way to go marg
  2. Slight pressure at temples
  3. Scuzzy teeth
  4. Constant nyc film of sweat slowly becoming as much a part of me as, like, my hair or my soul
  5. Lower back pain
    I know what ur thinking... "Stfu grandma"
  6. Increased heart rate due to displaced anxiety
  7. General discomfort