A few examples of how my conceptual game is on point but the execution component is sadly lacking
- •So we're clear, the photo on the left is the super rad melon "cake" I saw on social media last summer and couldn't wait to emulate. The photo on the right is what happened after I went into my kitchen with some fruit, a dull knife, and too much gumption to admit that I was being owned by my own produce.
- •Bangs? Easy! Just grab hold out some of the hair from the front of your head and....snip!
- •This one really doesn't require a caption. Obviously this is an authentic replica of Neptune's trident that I made to help my son with a school project.
- •I am a a spiritual person. I believe in the energy of rocks and minerals. ☪🕉 I spent an evening choosing stones and stringing them onto a necklace and felt really good about my creation. Until I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and realized I was wearing a penis around my neck.