1. Don't take it all so seriously.
  2. Don't order a Long Island Iced Tea. Ever.
  3. Don't lose touch with your friends.
  4. Don't Stop Believin 😉
  5. Don't leave your purse unattended on your very first day living in NYC.
  6. Don't lose the $100 your parents gave you to move to the big city.
  7. Don't eat mushrooms from a Rastafarian man named Courtney in Jamaica.
  8. Don't jump off a cliff after. Especially if you can't swim all that well.
  9. Don't give up on golf.
  10. Don't take your English teacher's car for a joy ride.
  11. Don't neglect your skin.