JOBS I'VE HAD

In the 24 years of my existence and the 6 years I was legally allowed to work full time, I've had the following jobs...
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    Dentist's assistant
    For realz - they let me work there with no medical training and assist at a dental operation ON MY FIRST DAY! It was bloody...
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    Chocolate factory worker
    Wrapping bars of chocolate nicely and noshing on those that weren't so pretty! πŸ’πŸΌπŸ«
  3. β€’
    Translator
    English/German. For websites, manuals and also one very dubious film producer who ran into trouble with the German law!
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    Wedding photographer
    One wedding, with a crappy Konica Minolta. Maybe that's why it only remained one...
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    Private teacher
    English - for people who had a real hard time learning and concentrating.
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    Secretary
    Printing letters, folding them, putting them in an envelope and sending them off. Occasionally, copying.
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    Journalist
    Local newspaper in Scotland and student newspaper at my alma mater. Also local radio.
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    Neuroscientist
    That's what I would prefer to do all day, but for now it's only a distant memory... Of labs, brains, pipettes, formaldehyde solutions, scales, skimmed milk powder and DAB... πŸ™πŸ˜”
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    Video game translator
    Currently. Fun factor: -1 😀