Reasons I Swipe Left on Tinder

So many mistakes
  1. Gym mirror selfies
    Oh, you live in LA and go to the gym?
  2. Bathroom mirror selfies
    Your mirror is spotty, please clean
  3. Fedoras
    Stop it
  4. Which one are you????
    Don't make me work this hard
  5. Head shots
    Oh, nice professional photo you look really natural in
  6. Shirtless pics
    I know what you're doing! You're not tricking me!
  7. Ponytails
    Manbun with that mane
  8. Cats
    This will never work