Signs You've Had Too Much Coffee

  1. Your hands start to shake and you're all "huh how bout that"
  2. Your breathing gets kind of shallow and you're like "hmm"
  3. Your eyelid starts to twitch and you wonder if it'll ever stop twitching, or if you'll have to spend the rest of your life as that person with the twitchy eyelid
  4. Your pee is bright af yellow
  5. You wonder if the amount of coffee you drink is altering your body chemistry
  6. Heart palpitations
  7. Feels like your blood is LITRALLY moving faster than it was before
  8. Pooping 4 times 1 morning, healthy y/n?
  9. You realize you've been grinding your teeth and you wonder how long that's been going on
  10. You realize you haven't had coffee in a couple hours, should prolly make more