Things That Are On/in My Bed Right Now

Also, "WHY IM SINGLE"
  1. 2 - rolls of toilet paper for nose-blowing
  2. 5 - notebooks, various sizes
  3. 1 - empty plastic water bottle
  4. 1 - iPad, currently binge playing Masters of Sex
  5. 2 - handbags, one canvas tote and one leather cross-body
  6. 2 - dresses
  7. 2 - novelty photos from a 90s prom-themed party
  8. 1 - pen
    Pilot Precise V7, of course
  9. 1 - lighter
  10. 1 - handvape
  11. 1 - pair of shorts
  12. 3 - pairs of pants
  13. 2 - pairs of sunglasses
  14. 1 - earbud headphones
  15. 2 - pairs of pajama pants
  16. 2 - bras
  17. 2 - button down shirts
  18. 4 - other shirts
  19. 1 - sweater
  20. ??? - papers, mail, parking tickets, etc
  21. ???????? - trash
  22. 1 - Mariana-sized hole for Marianas to sleep in
  23. 1 - Mariana