CONTEXT-FREE QUOTES FROM MY THERAPIST TO ME

  1. "Your makeup always looks perfect, when you do it."
  2. "You definitely struggle with eye contact."
  3. "I see how you'd be worried people would judge you for THAT."
  4. "It seems that marijuana is very important to you."
  5. "I've noticed that your eye contact has improved!"
  6. Haven't been back after that last one because I'm obviously cured, bitch