Why are there no iPhone emojis for this?

Correct me if I've missed any of these.
  1. β€’
    Crossed fingers
    As in "I hope..."
  2. β€’
    Some wine other than red
    Or, it would be good to have a nice scotch on the rocks every now and then
  3. β€’
    A moon that looks like a moon
    Bullshit πŸŒ–
  4. β€’
    A cup of Starbucks coffee
    β˜•οΈ not cutting it
  5. β€’
    Why are there so many planes and trains?
    And trams? 🚟🚠🚑 Seriously?
  6. β€’
    Why do we need so many writing utensils?
    πŸ–ŠπŸ–‹βœ’οΈπŸ–ŒπŸ“πŸ–βœοΈπŸ”
  7. β€’
    And notebooks?
    πŸ“™πŸ“˜πŸ“—πŸ“•πŸ““πŸ“”πŸ“’πŸ“šπŸ“–
  8. β€’
    This is just ridiculous...
    πŸ’ΏπŸ“€ πŸ”‘πŸ— πŸ› βš’ πŸŽ₯πŸ“½ πŸ“·πŸ“Έ πŸ“²πŸ“±