POSSIBLE TITLES FOR MY MEMOIR

  1. "I Think I'm Addicted To Muffins"
  2. "Why Have Friends When You Can Have Muffins?"
  3. "The Muffin Whisperer"
  4. "The Girl Who Always Smells Like Chlorine"
  5. "Is It Raining In Here or Is She Just Sweating A Lot"
  6. "I Was Paranoid About Being Late So Now I'm Half An Hour Early"
  7. "Actually An Old Person: One Girl's Journey In Accepting Her True Self"
  8. "Knee Driving On The Highway So I Can Braid My Hair"