THINGS MY FRENCH TEACHER SAYS THAT MAKE ME LOL

Most of these things are funnier with his accent
  1. "Claque claque"
    He says this when he is stapling or when he is pretending to chop something
  2. "Twitter"
    Pronounced 'twee-tur'
  3. "Of course, if you are a member of the Avatar...."
    Talking about 'feeling blue'
  4. "The belly button is huge"
    Actually not quite sure what he was trying to get at here!
  5. "Are you trying to kill me before I give you a grade?"
    After a group of students offered him a pastry
  6. "I put the beret upside down, I was undercover"
    On his Halloween costume
  7. "It's acid raid, so you open your mouth and you start hallucinating, right? That is why I never go out in the rain, it's too dangerous"
  8. "I wish you had done your presentation on wine!"
    After students brought in the food they were presenting on
  9. "Gravity is a really terrible thing"
    Because he kept dropping stuff
  10. "I don't have a claque claque so you have to bend bend"
    Translation: I don't have a stapler so you have to bend your papers together
  11. "In the world we live in, we don't want to lose our sense of humor"
    This wasn't necessarily funny, but I think it's relevant and true so here we are