jack of all trades, master of none
  1. complaining
    I lied, I'm pretty good at this one
  2. making social media my bitch
    except for this app probably, I can make myself look both amazing and completely insane! it's a skill I take pride in
  3. finding bargain deals
    softbed suede Birkenstock Arizonas: $134; purchased on eBay for $34
  4. talking to squirrels
  5. coming up with witty jokes and comebacks
  6. making breakfast food
    don't even TALK to me about breakfast food
  7. lookin fresher than u ; )