THINGS NOT TO DO WHEN DRUNK

I did these all last night. It was bad.
  1. make subtly racist comments by proclaiming that the kid you're looking at is not in fact the kid you thought he was despite them being of the same race
  2. explain to the entire room your dynamic with your roommates
  3. take over the music
    actually this one is ok as long as u picked right
  4. spend 30 minutes throwing up outside
  5. spend an hour throwing up in your bathroom
  6. fall asleep in bathroom