THINGS TO LOVE ABOUT MY FAMILY FUNCTIONS
let me point out that I am not white
- •my family requesting chief keef at the function!!!
- •my family rapping along (badly) to chief keef at the function!!!
- •my family asking me when i started liking rap; my ass is culturally white as fuckabout three years ago. have you seen the entirety of noisey atlanta three times??! I think not bitch
- •so much free booze!!!
- •my moms stern looks as i reach for the booze because she still lowkey thinks I'm an alcoholic
- •my entire family doing the "nae nae" dance
- •the entire elmhurst neighborhood of Queens hearing a weird trap queen remixI could hear kids singing along miles away
- •waiting for cake and subsequently dippin
- •the enjoyment of realizing my family is weird af but we lit af too