Very probable things that will happen to me at a @john Mayer concert.
  1. I'll probably shake throughout the whole concert
    Will end up affecting my picture's quality
  2. I'll eventually continue shaking for a month after
  3. I'll cry a lot
    I'll involuntarily cry. And get dehydrated.
  4. I'll start singing the songs exactly like other live performances
    One, two, one two three FOUR! (Insert the beginning of 'Waiting on the world to change') or the "you know what to do" in 'Why Georgia'
  5. I'll memorize the set list beforehand and start "guessing" what song will come next during the show
  6. I'll have a deep depression after @john leaves the stage
    I'll probably not be able to move or blink