Things You Almost Never Hear

  1. I got drunk because I love the taste of alcohol
    Except for wine.
  2. I know the appropriate amount of money to spend on each person's Christmas gift.
    Suggested by   @biz
  3. I don't steal the little shampoos and lotions from hotels
    Suggested by   @drugs
  4. I could do without a few days off for Christmas break
    Suggested by   @libby92
  5. I love when people blatantly don't stop at clearly marked crosswalks
    Suggested by   @kate81
  6. I'm gonna eat this granola bar without leaving any crumbs.