Things You Almost Never Hear
- •I got drunk because I love the taste of alcoholExcept for wine.
- •I know the appropriate amount of money to spend on each person's Christmas gift.Suggested by @biz
- •I don't steal the little shampoos and lotions from hotelsSuggested by @drugs
- •I could do without a few days off for Christmas breakSuggested by @libby92
- •I love when people blatantly don't stop at clearly marked crosswalksSuggested by @kate81
- •I'm gonna eat this granola bar without leaving any crumbs.