A Trader Joe's Grocery List
An entirely accurate grocery list from this past week and the reasoning/neurosis behind the purchase I find necessary to describe :
- •Double cream Brie cheeseWhich I will undoubtably hammer down my gullet entirely in less than 48 hours
- •Baby spinachGoo goo gaga , I'm full of vitamin c
- •A package of sliced turkey breastBecause I honestly still don't get how the deli line at Fairway works
- •Two cans of pinto beans
- •Frozen chicken gyozasMy Chinese friend Vivian gets these and makes them adorably, so I feel comfortable appropriating her ethno-culinary endeavors , like every other white person .
- •Frozen chicken burgersMaybe I'll be healthy someday?
- •An avocadoPut on the bagel ?
- •Light cream cheeseDefinitely for the bagel
- •Two cliff barsUnlike the usual 4 I buy because I spent too much on the Brie .....
- •Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.
- •Frozen low fat Mac and cheese( see description of Brie cheese)
- •Totals $39.41