Camper said what

I was a camp counselor this summer, working mostly with 5 year olds. And we all know that kids say the darnedest things. This is definitely a #tbt that the world should see.
  1. Ok, but this will be a love bracelet for my sister.
    When I was teaching lil William how to make a friendship bracelet. He called it his love bracelet for the next 2 days.
  2. I always like them bigger.
    Christina really likes watermelon.
  3. I touched my mom's boob in the pool yesterday
    Said Ruby, 5.
  4. Can I feel your skin? *gently rubs my forearm slowly* Yeah, that's really nice
    Oren, age 5. He's the favorite... Everyone needs to go into transformer mode once in a while.
  5. My grandmother sings this song! (It's the Black Eyed Peas)
    Henry, 5. Am I that old already?
  6. I felt like I lived with G-d when I played [tetherball] with Tom.
    William again. He'll make you feel super special with his grandiose 5-year-old feelings.
  7. Zach is my daddy
    Matthew, 5, about Zach, 5
  8. "It's kinda too healthy."