A LIST ABOUT THAT WHICH I CANNOT SPEAK OUT LOUD BUT WISH I COULD SCREAM FROM THE MOUNTAINTOP

  1. Augie slept from 7:30-5:30 the past two nights.
  2. I think it's finally happening.
  3. After ten and a half months.
  4. Plus the five or so months of lousy pregnant sleep.
  5. He's sleeping through the night.
  6. But you didn't hear that from me, got it?
  7. Ya hear that, Universe? I'm still sufficiently scared of angering you! I don't trust these last two nights of successful full-night sleep!
  8. Don't worry.
  9. You're still in charge, Universe.
  10. Everything dangles on the string of your whims, Universe.
  11. (But I do think it's happening...)