ALL THE WAYS PEOPLE TOO DUMB TO PRONOUNCE MY NAME HAVE MISPRONOUNCED MY NAME

Ranked from most frequent to least
  1. Mar-in
    These happens to this day probably once a month. In people's defense, my name should be spelled Maren. They are still dumb, but these are the only mispronouncing people I'll defend.
  2. Marian
  3. Maryanne
  4. Mary
  5. Erin
  6. Marvin
  7. Marnon
  8. Martin
    7th grade. Won a writing competition. Got called up in front of everyone at lunchtime to receive a certificate. Assistant principal read my name as Martin. Didn't correct himself. Heard kids whisper "Her name is MARTIN?!" as I walked back to my seat. ☹️