ALL THE WAYS PEOPLE TOO DUMB TO PRONOUNCE MY NAME HAVE MISPRONOUNCED MY NAME
Ranked from most frequent to least
- •Mar-inThese happens to this day probably once a month. In people's defense, my name should be spelled Maren. They are still dumb, but these are the only mispronouncing people I'll defend.
- •Martin7th grade. Won a writing competition. Got called up in front of everyone at lunchtime to receive a certificate. Assistant principal read my name as Martin. Didn't correct himself. Heard kids whisper "Her name is MARTIN?!" as I walked back to my seat. ☹️