1. The Saved by the Bell reunion on Fallon was just the right length for optimal nostalgia.
  2. Pork roll, egg, and cheese is delicious.
  3. Sleeping is the best.
  4. Veal parm is delicious.
  5. My niece is the world's most brilliant and stunningly attractive toddler.
  6. The best submarine sandwiches in the world come from Jersey Mike's.
  7. Fin.