THINGS ABOUT WHICH MY POLICE OFFICER BROTHER AND I SEE EYE TO EYE
- •The Saved by the Bell reunion on Fallon was just the right length for optimal nostalgia.
- •Pork roll, egg, and cheese is delicious.
- •Sleeping is the best.
- •Veal parm is delicious.
- •My niece is the world's most brilliant and stunningly attractive toddler.
- •The best submarine sandwiches in the world come from Jersey Mike's.